I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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