yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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