I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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