we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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