Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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