On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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