If i come over, it means nothing
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The ass gains better be worth it
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