you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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