Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
