I am in a vortex of obligation.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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