I only kidnapped one of them. chill
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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