puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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