I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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