Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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