I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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