I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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