____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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