4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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