idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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