She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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