i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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