can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
wow bdsm is so cute
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