even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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