why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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