Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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