Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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