I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
