All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Shame is for Republicans.
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