I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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