"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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