Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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