why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
