Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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