I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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