Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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