no, he came in my armpit
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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