Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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