i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
