You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
