i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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