If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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