he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
im on a boat
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