I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She bit a glass in half.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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