He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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