operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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