the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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