I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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