I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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