ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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