put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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