I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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