glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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