So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Bring me that man meat
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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