Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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