If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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